sweetdreamsandivorysmoke ([personal profile] sweetdreamsandivorysmoke) wrote in [personal profile] regulate 2024-11-17 06:46 am (UTC)

Around day 221

Dear customer-

In regards to your order, we must regretfully inform you that, as stated at the time of your order, the requested product requires specialized skills we do not have available to us here on the D.V Dream Drift. We produced several prototypes, but none reached quality standards as determined by the xxxx xxxxx. Therefore, we must cancel your order. Please feel free to contact us again after the conclusion of your vacation.


(P.S You're welcome to the final results if you think they'll help, Sir, but they're pretty sad!)

[Rose has attached a video what appears to be a ...mini piano... at least from the angle the phone vid is being taken from- don't look too hard when the video catches a glimpse from a different angle, there's a confused writhing Cthulhu-esque tumbleweed mass of cords and wires inside the thing visible from one end that doesn't have the shell fully on.
Someone plinks at the keys for the video, and the sound is... is... not very piano-y. But technically it has working keys that each produce a different sound that scales properly from left to right. Somehow.]

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