In regards to your order, we must regretfully inform you that, as stated at the time of your order, the requested product requires specialized skills we do not have available to us here on the D.V Dream Drift. We produced several prototypes, but none reached quality standards as determined by the xxxx xxxxx. Therefore, we must cancel your order. Please feel free to contact us again after the conclusion of your vacation.
(P.S You're welcome to the final results if you think they'll help, Sir, but they're pretty sad!)
[Rose has attached a video what appears to be a ...mini piano... at least from the angle the phone vid is being taken from- don't look too hard when the video catches a glimpse from a different angle, there's a confused writhing Cthulhu-esque tumbleweed mass of cords and wires inside the thing visible from one end that doesn't have the shell fully on. Someone plinks at the keys for the video, and the sound is... is... not very piano-y. But technically it has working keys that each produce a different sound that scales properly from left to right. Somehow.]
[ Glancing at his phone in surprise. He didn't think they would actually try and work the piano out. In spite of the failed product at the end, the fact that they even attempted warms his heart. ]
Thank you for reaching out to me about this, Rose. I appreciate all the effort expended on trying to make it work. It is all right if it was unsuccessful. I know it was a difficult ask, considering the limited parts available on this ship. Fortunately, Breezy has agreed to lend me his piano for the time being.
May I still have the prototype? I would like to keep it enshrined in my room.
Of course, sir, it will be dropped off in front of your cabin within 5 minutes. It's heavy, so take care when you pick it up.
[And it is, with a knock to signal its arrival, though Rose or whoever will be gone pretty much immediately after the drop-off. The mini-not-piano has several !!WARNING!! stickers pasted all over it that all insist the thing is NOT to be cracked open even in case of malfunction and should be disposed of by dropping it off at x or x Forge-run facilities, NOT by putting it out with the trash. It is indeed rather heavy for its size. It does, however, look nice. Fancy, even. Enjoy.]
[ He blinks as he glances around, having expected Rose to at least stick around and say hello. He does bring the mini-not-piano inside and sets it up as a display piece, smiling faintly at the earnest attempt before sending another text: ]
Thank you for the delivery and once more for the effort. Even if you did not make it fully functional, I would still like to repay you sometime. What would Forge like in terms of baked goods?
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Around day 221
In regards to your order, we must regretfully inform you that, as stated at the time of your order, the requested product requires specialized skills we do not have available to us here on the D.V Dream Drift. We produced several prototypes, but none reached quality standards as determined by the xxxx xxxxx. Therefore, we must cancel your order. Please feel free to contact us again after the conclusion of your vacation.
(P.S You're welcome to the final results if you think they'll help, Sir, but they're pretty sad!)
[Rose has attached a video what appears to be a ...mini piano... at least from the angle the phone vid is being taken from- don't look too hard when the video catches a glimpse from a different angle, there's a confused writhing Cthulhu-esque tumbleweed mass of cords and wires inside the thing visible from one end that doesn't have the shell fully on.
Someone plinks at the keys for the video, and the sound is... is... not very piano-y. But technically it has working keys that each produce a different sound that scales properly from left to right. Somehow.]
Re: Around day 221
Thank you for reaching out to me about this, Rose.
I appreciate all the effort expended on trying to make it work.
It is all right if it was unsuccessful. I know it was a difficult ask, considering the limited parts available on this ship.
Fortunately, Breezy has agreed to lend me his piano for the time being.
May I still have the prototype? I would like to keep it enshrined in my room.
Re: Around day 221
[And it is, with a knock to signal its arrival, though Rose or whoever will be gone pretty much immediately after the drop-off. The mini-not-piano has several !!WARNING!! stickers pasted all over it that all insist the thing is NOT to be cracked open even in case of malfunction and should be disposed of by dropping it off at x or x Forge-run facilities, NOT by putting it out with the trash. It is indeed rather heavy for its size. It does, however, look nice. Fancy, even. Enjoy.]
Re: Around day 221
Thank you for the delivery and once more for the effort. Even if you did not make it fully functional, I would still like to repay you sometime.
What would Forge like in terms of baked goods?